Okay so I've been single for a really long time the only times I've ever hooked up with anyone were with older women who I didn't really like very much I was in my 20s they were in their forties And I never had anyone my age Or a long-term relationship which I always longed for and I really want children too I'm nearly 40 I'm starting to look sick and ugly and act weird and begin to feel depleted and developing insomnia and other mental illnesses

Is sad because so many people would say I was handsome and I was actually attractive and charming when I was younger

I had so many amazing opportunities with the opposite sex that I passed up for no good reason

And now those opportunities are fewer and harder to come by

So anyway I had a thought maybe I should go down to the Caribbean the flight is about $400 round trip And rent an apartment for about $500 a month Then I can sleep with all the hookers I want

I mean if I had a girlfriend here I wouldn't but it's been forever and I dont appear to have a developed romantic bone in my body

And plus there are mosquitoes in the Caribbean and lots of diseases so if I sleep with a hooker I might get all sorts of diseases and if I get bitten by mosquitoes I'll get all kinds of different diseases

I can come home with diphtheria, dengue fever, chikungunya, and malaria and zika virus Hepatitis and gonorrhea and chlamydia and HIV and syphilis That's right I'm going in bareback ain't the same with the layer of protection

And then I can lay down and die but maybe it is better than staying here in the solitude that i seem to experience

And if I don't get sick or die then maybe my social life will be different