Soooo yeah this is probably gonna be a wtf post to the more vanilla folks on here but hey gotta have some degeneracy to balance out the vanilla. I'm a straightish guy. Played around with men before but I'd largely say I'm a fan of the female form. Nothing against men of course, just that smooth skin, curves and tiddy really get my motor running, probably years of societal conformity to blame for that! Came across the moob subreddit as I saw a post making fun of it but admittedly some of the posts really got my motor running! Whether it's a hormone imbalance, you're just thicc or whatever I'd love to experiment with moobs!

I can't host feel I should get that out the way but if you can I would love to set something up. Can potentially go halves on a hotel with the right guy but that isn't an expense I'm ideally looking to shell out for. My ideal guy would be a smooth chub aged between 20 and 35. If you're not completely smooth then at least have a smooth chest please! I'd love a friendship with benefits, especially with a geeky bro, but past experience with this sort of thing has led me to believe intimacy with men is impossible with how many can't hold a conversation about anything other than sex but by all means prove me wrong. Would love the kinda guy I could dork out with over anime or Nintendo/games in general and when the mood is right absolutely go ham on his chest! I'm not active, used to be but I've been busy with work lately. I'd preferably be looking to start small with oral/non penetrative stuff and work our way up to me topping you like my life depends on it.

Looking for local only. Unless you're the perfect geeky chub who's gonna fulfil pretty much every potential need it'd be hard to justify leaving the city for a hookup or spending a ridiculous amount on hotels. That being said if you ARE that geeky guy then I can probably be tempted! You don't have to have large hand filling moobs, perky ones are fine!