so last week i was on central line and it seems there is some strike action and it was very busy -

i might have left it a bit late for today but if anyone would like to here is what i was thinking:

1. at 11pm, stand at the single doors on the last carriage of central line (e.g if train is coming from left to right, last carriage would be on the left section of platform).
2. be prepared to have some sort of marking on your fingers etc so you are easily identifiable. (see below)
3. when the train comes, get on and let me/someone else touch you.
4. i suggest marble arch station. heading east.
5. for men i suggest jogging bottoms or formal trousers.

So please be very discreet, we dont want to make other people uncomfortable, and be mindful of them. obv dont wank someone off as it will make the trousers wet and there might be smell..

if you think someone (public) has seen whats happening then stop touching the person, and if the person who is being touched, notices they can tell you to stop by lightly stepping/tapping on your shoes (or use words if you feel comfortable) - if that person subsequently wants you to start again they can step/tap on your shoes again.

markings:
please put rubber/hair bands or just cut strip of papers of approp colours on your fingers, at least one finger on each hand, more the better for easier identification.

1. white - if you dont mind anyone touching you
2. yellow - if you want only opposite gender
3. green - if you want same gender

if you only want to touch someone, then dont put any markings

because these days there are so many diff identities, to make it easy i am using the term gender (what you were born as). please dont take offense otherwise i would be here all day writing this post.

DM me if you can make it, otherwise I will see you there today hopefully. Also when the rush dies down, you can take the opposite train back and try again... :p

Edited to say: or you could write on your face mask (which would be easier)

1. A / R - if you dont mind anyone touching you
2. O / R - if you want only opposite gender
3. S / R- if you want same gender