I’ve tried penning deep thoughtful authentic posts and got fuck all results
I’ve then tried witty r4rs. 2 women replied. Both laughed. And fuck all happened
I even resorted to limericks. Got a teenager tickled on that one. High point indeed
Some of these are still up btw. You might read them. They’re not bad
Not all’s doom and gloom mind. I have managed to meet some wonderful women. Though that was more in response to their ads if I’m honest
Anyway, since the typical approach hasn’t worked much, why not go for er, the big bang
I’m all for making the world a better place. So much hatred. So much mistrust. Let’s get a bunch of us into a room- black, white, brown, latina, north or south-east Asian, Pacific Islander; and make it a proper shag for peace fest. I’m not a pale male so all you lovely people who just ‘prefer’ their men white can go fuck yourselves while we fuck to save the world
Maybe we start local. One of you is English, one Scottish, one Irish and if someone pulls out, there’s always Wales. Let a non Brit celebrate the Union fucking Jack? God save the King while we go ding ding ding
Religious hatred got your knickers in a twist. We’re all children of the same God love. Let’s do a Hieros Gamos and show a metaphorical middle finger to all who say otherwise
You political you say? Well then: Lab Lib Con and even the Greens, Reform and Boston Tea Party in the same room and literally fuck them all
The world’s a fucked up place. Let’s fuck to make it better
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