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Mystic_the_otter is a male age 30 looking for a female in London, UK
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Are you feeling a little bored and wanted to meet someone new? Someone you can learn from, share cool stories with, explore deep subjects like philosophy or the mysteries of life?
Maybe someone to watch movies with, or listen and swap music - cosy sofa and salt lamp included.

What am I after ?
Something in person. I'm flexible on what that is. My life is richer for the experiences I've had and I don't place expectations. It could be as simple as cuddles and passionate make-outs - is there anything better than good kissing chemistry?!
Or as complicated as a monogamous fling - if I'm being too pessimistic and you're the LomL I will buy you flowers on our reddit-versary.

About me 🦦
5'11/1.80m, Italian, educated, long hair, slender, proportionate and active. I don't smoke and I barely drink but don't mind if you do.

Confucius said: The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions. But he never had to write personals, so let me try and be full of myself:

Tall, dark and handsome, with arguably the thickest and softest mane in town, complemented by my hazel eyes and devilish smirk.
I look good in a suit, even better without one... wait not in that way, that's goes in the bottom section! I mean I wear normal clothes too. Currently rocking the Marlborough Man look.

A jack of all trades and master of fuck-all. I designed and redecorated my home from scratch. Pickle jars are easy mode; let's talk plum doors and debate water vs oil-based paints.

Hobbies 🎻
Swimming, opera, cooking, classical art & sculpture, the aforementioned movies & music. Nf literature, as well as horror and fantasy. I play piano and have lived in a few countries. I like learning new things and possess a childlike curiosity about the world. So tell me what are you passionate about?
At night, staring at the stars sometimes I wonder about my purpose.
Writing is my creative outlet. Maybe you'd like to read my poetry?
I recharge by spending time out in nature - hiking in forests, rivers, parks, mountains.

Personality 🧠
Friends describe me as a good & sincere person. I'm also enthusiastic, witty, strong-willed, intelligent, compassionate, poised, empathic, non-judgemental.

Preference💓
My dominant personality carries over in the bedroom. I'm very passionate and love exploring a woman's body equally as much, so vanilla is not a bad thing if you mix it up.
I like women who are healthy, and wear little to no make-up.
I don't have a type - I've been with all kinds of girls and I find a connection & their personality to be the biggest turn-on.

Accept yourself (regardless if you're flat like a board, or hour-glass) and work on your best self. The magazines & influencers want you to be a miserable consumer. Don't fall for it.

Flags 🚩
Therapy taught me I have/had a disorganised attachment style. I'm a morning person. I have ADHD. I can't spell reneissance correctly, and I have never watched the HP series.

If you think we'd get along, guess my favourite animal, or better yet tell me yours!

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