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38 [M4F] #Central Wanted: Fat-bottomed girl!
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layoverlover is a male age 38 looking for a female in London, UK
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Because apparently, you make the rockin' world go around. And I kinda agree - bigger women, big bums - all great to me!

A perfect storm has arisen. As in, I'm horny, available and will be 'stuck' in London for a night or several, and will have a nice hotel room, and time in the evenings. Out of this storm, I'd like to indulge in an evening of uncomplicated, uninhibited, hotel-room sex. That's it, really. Preferably with someone who's as into the idea as I am, and/or have things they want to try or do they otherwise might not. Be: Any age, as long as it's not creepy. Confident - this is a random hookup, and I guarantee I'll look at you like the first meal of a starved man. You're hot. Own it. Clean ...anything else (size, race, status) is not an issue.

Me: 38. Found my sexual stride later. Not bad-looking. Tall and slim. Clean and always smelling good. (Protection is a non-negotiable, of course). Endowed. Not giant, but certainly I've been called 'big' before. A deepthroaters challenge. I love giving oral and have a good tongue and big hands to help. Definitely a fan of getting you off repeatedly before I'm even out of my boxers...

Photos ready to send, of course.

I also fully understand that meeting a stranger off the internet, ostensibly for sex, is a fucking crazy idea. I'm nervous, but I know you're 100x as bad. I'm aware, and I try to be accommodating - we only do what we're both comfortable with. Consent is utterly non-negotiable. We can meet in public first, or wheverever you feel. (For what it's worth, I've had a couple of fantastic experiences from Reddit over the years, and mostly because both parties were clear, direct and sensible).

Feels like I'm writing a long fucking application here, but I promise it's all for the best!

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