The men here are many, the ladies are few
So lady of London, you know what to do!
Rank us like athletes! Pick out the station!
Where you'd get off the tube and submit to gyration
That turns you all gooey and lovely and wet
And needful of orgasms that today you won't get!
But am I the chap who'd reward your selection?
Who'd reciprocate well your erotic affection?
I submit that I am, for I'll keep a girl sleepless;
My tongue will explore your chamber of secrets!
I'll tease and bamboozle, entertain and delight––
You'll come to hate daylight; you'll lust for the night!
For my body and brain I have worked such fitness
That the stars in the sky bear celestial witness
To my job as professor, my highly toned body––
Whose vigour in age makes for one sexy daddy!
So I ask you, kind lady, to write to me soon;
I'm down with being kinky, but I can also just spoon
The froth from a latté or imbibe an ale––
I'm as patient as Job; I'm a versatile male!
If I sound like the ocean that buoys up your boat--
You know what to to do: You've pulled! Get your coat!
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