I was on the phone to PayPal the other day and I guess their customer service department is based in Ireland because GOD DAMN did that man have a sexy voice. He could have looked like Danny DeVito with bad breath and I swear to god I would have put a ring on it. So if you are Irish and looking to get wedded (this weekend works for me) then hmu. Otherwise read on...

It's hot, you're hot, I'm hot. Lets fuck. Looking for meaningful connections with guys who are funny, curious and intelligent - what you look like is so much less important than if we can laugh together - and have your own life with interests and things you like to talk about. I'm a plus size (well technically I’m not now because I’m now a size 18, which is the top of straight sizes. I don’t even know. I’m taking those weight loss drugs and dropped a couple clothing sizes and not sure what I look like anymore - still currently fat though) red head with a busy life, loads on and looking for someone who wants to have some fun, not get a mortgage and a dog (unless you're Irish, then please take me home to your mam). Respect is really important to me, I make a great deal of effort to be respectful and expect the same! Also you must be a feminist. I'm super sex positive, and kink friendly.

When not surfing the naughty bits of Reddit, I'm a fairly voracious reader, too into politics for my own good, love projects and learning new skills and walks in forests. Love being in a forest. Would love to do more camping and road trips (maybe with an FWB would be fun). Also 420 friendly.

No married people. Not into one night stands. You must be aged 25-38. My type is usually skinny white boys who’ve got a wiff of the nerd or hipster to them. Long, curly hair is elite.

If you end every sentence with lol or haha we won’t get on. If all your sentences are four words, we also will not get on.

Photos (of your face, not your junk) obviously help but I will only reciprocate when I feel comfortable, so please only send one if you’re fine with getting one back when I’m feeling good vibes.

I know R4R can be a bit frustrating for dudes, but I promise a bit of effort in the message, even if like you copy-paste it and just change a couple words so that it seems like you wrote it specially, is worth it. I get so many 2 line messages from guys and I just don't have time to reply to them all. There are always a lot and I get overwhelmed so make it easy to reply 😅. Not telling you what to do, just my two cents. Peace & Good vibes!