The new year started; ātis Jan of ā24
āThis yearā, I thought. āIāll shag a redditor for sureā
Along came Feb, I posted in Affairs
We swapped pics; she said āThought youād have more hairā
March saw me volunteering for a passionate muff-dive
A million men also did so, give or take five
My April R4R was witty, she said āI can hostā
Next thing I know, Iām talking to a ghost
I really thought Iād struck gold with a hottie in May
āWill you sub to my OFā was what she had to say
āTwas June and I thought, āweāre getting on all rightā
Wasnāt really expecting āI like my men whiteā
Exchanging nudes was fun over summer
She's halfway across the world; what a bummer
The year will soon be gone, I still think I can
But then Iāve always been a āglass half fullā man
Iām 36, Iām a Dad, heartās in the right place
I keep myself fit and have a nice face
If Iām your type, you might be in luck
Iāll make you laugh and Iām a good fuck
Flirting, banter, late night chats
I'd love to talk to you about this and that
Pillow princess or super mum
DM me, lets meet and I'll make you cum
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