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54 [M4F] #South -Seeking ladies for lots of mutual pleasure.
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OptimusBeardy is a male age 54 looking for a female in South
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Tired of hearing from all those guys who promise penises twice as large as they have ever had?

Bored of reading how such 5 minute wonders who claim they can satisfy all thy 'holes', but who shall continue on 'til they are satisfied, yet who have not satisfied even one hole on any woman are just who you have been looking for?

Drop the hypersexual autist a line, mayhaps, if you wish a fellow who shall not collapse huffing after a few minutes of inexpert thrusting but who, as long as I am conscious, shall just want to pleasure you more, More, MORE!

In South London, not able to host at present, but willing to travel; 100% disease-free but, if y'all like that, 100% 4/20 friendly; hassle-free (never married, no such baggage); and, in all likelihood of probability, just unlike anybody you are ever likely to encounter.
Personally, each to their own and all, I am just not into plus-size bodies (sorry) and, 'though exceptions can always be made, I tend to prefer ladies under 40. Slip into my DMs, if interested, and playdates can be arranged.

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