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Norman rests in peace
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The paramedics had forced entry. They had used Norman’s garden gnome to break a pane of glass and unlatch the door.

In the hallway, they found a cat. It had no collar and was slightly balding. It looked thin.

In the kitchenette, they found a bowl of watery porridge, half eaten. It had been left to go cold.

In the living room, they found the TV playing CSI, loudly and on repeat.

They did not find Norman. He had dozed off in his shed, in front of his electric heater.

Outside, blue lights danced, and a neighbour unloaded their shopping.

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