Anyway, hi! I am, as the title says, a complete rookie to the world of DnD. I own a ton of 5e stuff, but I've never actually played it. My total experience of TTRPG amounts to three sessions of old WoD Vampire which was so outside the norm it might as well have been homebrewed.

I have experience of roleplaying, though; I've been doing the written stuff on forums and whatnot since I was a wee lad, so my ability to create and be characters is pretty well honed, which is a plus, I think?

Although I'm based in GMT, I'm pretty flexible when it comes to timings, and can work around most timezones plus or minus five or six hours or so.

I have a couple of characters already sort of made thanks to DnD Beyond, and I'm kind of just looking for an excuse to use them.

I don't know if it matters or not, but I'm a dude, I'm 31, I'm English, and I love to do accents, so beware of my character having one.

Any questions? Thoughts? Criticism?