"Hey, good morning! It's me, YouTube/Google! Just here to tell you that your YouTube won't work right unless you have a Google account. I mean...you don't HAAAAVE to have one...but nothing will work correctly UNLESS you have one. Oh! You're making one! Good! Here's a labyrinthine assortment of menus to navigate to create your profile.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Google , the EASIER AND BETTER way to share things with strangers! Oh, what's that? You're not making this as a personal profile, but rather a separate entity? A website? Well, just make this page and put it on that page! What? You want to log in as that product page? Sure! Oh wait, no. Log into the profile you made for the page, then switch to the page. There you go!

Now link your YouTube to your Google profile. Which one? LOLIDUNNO! You named them the same thing, you stupid dummy! Why didn't you name them different? Oh yeah...you named them after your website. Whelp...

Found some people to network with? Great! Add them to your circle! No, wait see, what you just did was added them to your circle in your profile. You don't have anything in there. Log out. Go to their page. Now log in. Now select that you're logging in as your page. No, see, you're using the email for your profile. Oh, you linked your email on your page for the profile on your Google account? WHELP...

Great! Now you've got peopl...no, see, you did it wrong again. You have two versions of you: your page, and your profile. Well delete one. Don't ask ME which one is the right one, you're the one who made them. It's not MY fault you're making them for something that isn't actually you. Why'd you do that anyway, got something to hide? So, do you want to delete Lo-Ping, or Lo-Ping. CAREFUL! Delete the wrong one, and it actually deletes the ENTIRE google profile you have which includes the YouTube account you JUST linked! It'd be a real shame if that happened, wouldn't it?"