Spoilers: fat girl post. If you're still reading, however, I can assure you that it's not a forever kind of thing, and that I'm actively taking steps to improve the situation. I don't begrudge people their preferences and attractions, I just don't want to get into a situation where we hit it off, only to see the enthusiasm die once they find out I'm not some trim vixen; I've been there, it sucks, I don't have the time or the heart for that. Will definitely share a pic or two if we hit it off, though. :)

With that out of the way! Allons-y!

Hello hello! I'm Abbi! I'm pretty awesome, but you don't have to take my word for it! Stay tuned for a testimonial from my best friend!

Friend Testimonial:

"Crazy smart and funny; appreciates sarcasm. Really kind, will always be there to listen. Generous, loyal, a little shy at first. Is a romantic. Loves fiercely. Accepting of everyone. Cares deeply." - L, Best Friend

Thanks, best friend! Now, about me: Hufflepuff (with the requisite "F*** JKR" disclaimer), Aquarius, INFP-ish. Shy. Nerdy. Cat mom. Dog mom. Music and film are life. Cooking and baking are love languages (as well as Physical Touch and Quality Time). Game nights FTW; Cards Against Humanity to Mario Kart, I'm down for whatever. Kaiju fangirl. Media junkie. Perpetual sucker for a good (or not so good) rom com. Bookworm. Amateur cook and baker. Videogames are *chef's kiss*; I'm primarily an Xbox girl, but I have a PS5 for the exclusives. Best damn cuddler you've never met (not a bad kisser, either, for what it's worth). Pro-choice, pro-vax, BLM, climate change is real, all of these positions are good positions.

About you: Open, honest, willing and able to communicate about their feelings. Preferably with some nerdy tastes/tendencies/hobbies? Monogamous; I fully support polyam relationships for those who they work for, they're just not for me. Distance doesn't necessarily matter. Be a little weird, be a little quirky, be whatever you are, just be unapologetically *you*.