https://youtu.be/bbLpZn4B7b0

I shall even serenade you!

https://youtu.be/zwdX0JEQooo

Okay, now that I'm done cracking myself (and hopefully you) up, let's get on with the ad.

Actually, some important bullet points first:

• I'm polyamorous and have partners. You are not expected to do anything more than just be pleasant with them. You are not a unicorn.

• I'm Goth, largely femme, and currently overweight. I know that physical attraction is important to many, myself included, so I wanna be upfront about how I look. (Scroll through my post history for a recent pic.)

• Spirituality is increasingly important to me. It's important to me that I can talk to my partner about these things.

• If I have nothing to say, I won't say anything. Lulls on conversation happen, that's totally fine.

Okay! NOW onto the ad!

I'm Kit. I live in Northern California, about an hour from Sacramento. When I'm not being ridiculous, I'm asleep. (I promise I know when to tone it down, but it's my natural state. You've been warned.)

I'm a proud cat mom and a professional Auntie (meaning I petsit.) I adore animals, even the ones that scare me. (Lookin' at you, wasps...)

I have a number of mental and physical ailments, but work on them every day so I can lead a comfortable, happy life.

I'm in school to become a Death Doula. I plan on also becoming an ordained interfaith minister so that I can better help religious and spiritual clients as they transition.

I game mostly on consoles, as my PC is really a glorified dust magnet. Once that's upgraded, I wanna get back into MMOs.

I love to read, draw, color, and sing.

My main playlists are a jumble of all genres of music from classic rock to country to trap to whatever.

I'm open to questions and always up for friends.

Thanks for reading! 💚

Edit to add: Got bad news. Could use some laughs. Message me for my Kik and Discord, and send me dumb memes and pet pictures please. Much love. 💌