Okay. So. I always like to start off with some of my biggest flaws/turn offs for people. I don't like dogs. Please do not message me if you have a dog. I'm very sensitive to dogs. Specifically small, lap dogs. Big ones don't freak me out as much, but if you've ever seen Supernatural, there's this episode where Dean is running and screaming away from this little dog. That's me. I'm also chubby and very content with being chubby. I'm bipolar. I love gossip. I'm infertile (related to the being chubby thing - proud member of the PCOS club). If any of these scare you off, please feel free to not message!! Now onto me overly long essay where I spend way too much time rambling about nonsense and why you should choose me as a partner.

For a really long time, I have pushed down and aside one of life's biggest, most hard-hitting truths: women are just better. I find us more attractive, I find the way we love more appealing, I love everything about us. And yet, for all twenty three years of my life I have hesitated. I'm bisexual. I know that scares some people. But I've been this way for as long as I can remember. The very first time I experienced attraction was at like five and it was with when the iconic Monica Belluci had her boobs laced up tight in this gorgeous medieval-ish red dress (Brothers Grimm). And that attraction soon extended towards Dracula's brides in Van Helsing. Shakira, but specifically Shakira in the She Wolf music video. Almost any Helena Bonham Carter role. I could make Mrs. Lovett happy I swear 😭 

And yet, despite this. I've never actually dated a woman. I've technically been with one once, but it wasn't the best experience and it put me off continuing my experimentation, so to speak. But, I did something tonight that really made me ponder on what I wanted in life. I may or may not have participated in a fake discord wedding with myself as one of the brides. It was a joke. One of those things that online friends do when bored. It was really fun. And yet all I could think of was, I would really love to do this one day with someone. And not with a man. And make no mistake, I am not a lesbian in denial. I wish my sexuality were a bit more straightforward than what I got stuck with (standing by this pun). I do like men, but I really do love the beauty women bring into my life. 

I really, truly want to embrace this side of myself more, or at least be given the chance to. I'm not looking for a throuple or a fling. Though, I don't know if I'd be too against the former. It would just be new. I am not a particularly jealous person when given proper communication. I would love to get the chance to make some crazy girl on here really happy. Unlike my younger self, my taste has evolved past sultry with hints of unhingedness. I love people with whimsy. Women who embrace witchiness, or their inner goth, or their cottage core loving selves, or even their true place in society as some nature faerie scouring the woods in search of edible mushrooms. Or someone who is like all of these in one. Why? Because I am the exact same way.  

Unfortunately, I'm stuck in horrible, nightmarish Mississippi. 95 percent of the people here are NOT like me. OR they knew me in school. Or something equally embarrassing. It's why I'm here. 

As said above, I'm 23. A leo sun with a libra moon and virgo rising. Gemini venus with a sagittarius mars. I love astrology, getting my tarot cards read, watching bae put spells on people. I myself am not a witch. I just love the vibes, but feel too irresponsible to ultimately mess with the forces of the universe. I love womanhood. And sisterhood. And boobs. I need a woman who is NOT afraid to be weird. I am weird. I need someone like me. I'm not one of those opposites attract type of people. 

I'm kind of sort of a librarian. A public one. Without a degree. So, you know, not ALA recognized, but the public sees me as one? They’ll have to rip the title from me right out from my cold, dead hands. 

I am a MASSIVE book and fanfiction nerd. I read romances primarily, fantasy secondary, and history as the third big one. I love like Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter and uh niche (and often queer) shows like Renegade Nell, Gentleman Jack, What We Do in the Shadows, Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death etc. Almost all of these have not been allowed to reach their full potential. Sadly. I adore music as well. Mazzy Star, Lana Del Rey, Kate Bush, and so many, many, MANY more. 

I love history and food. And I would loooove to take up cooking and or baking as a hobby one day. I might be terrible at cleaning, but I really want to make up for it by being a decent cook ♥️ I love the idea of going on museum dates, coffee dates, bookstore dates, a trip to the local witchy apothecary that definitely tries to cheat us out of our money for plants you could find in the woods outside your house, or to the ren faire, or the actual fair. I want a slightly codependent best friend who may or may not be my lover from time to time. I don't mind people on the asexual spectrum either. I can take care of my own business in that way. I love horror movies as well. Halloween is my favorite, next to Christmas. The fall and winter in general is just top tier. 

I love late night phone calls - and while I can't text as much during the day (got caught 😔 I wasn't sneaky enough at work) - I do love spending time well into the late night if possible (if I don't up and pass out). I want to be actively pursuing you - and for that level of reciprocation to be returned to some extent. I guess that makes me the more dominant one (I definitely prefer to be). My love languages are quality time and gift giving. Words of affirmation is a third. I love to compliment, but don't really care for it in regards to myself. Let me smother you with affection ❤️ I'm poor (unfortunately, it comes with the whole being a librarian thing) BUT gift giving (when I remember to do it) is my specialty. I mean I suck at wrapping, but I can assure you - you will be happy. I just love making people happy. 

My age range is between 20 and 30. I don't have many physical preferences. I'm not really into shaved heads or gauges. I would prefer a more “feminine” style. I feel so picky already. Like myself, I’m either in sweat shirts and house shorts or I'm clad in a dress or a pinafore. I don't even do my make up. So like I don't expect more effort than me or anything like that!! I just love cute stuff and someone who will be able to appreciate cute things with me. I would prefer you to be employed. I don't really care as what. Down to be poor together. I'd be open to moving or vice versa (nobody sane wants to live in Mississippi, so risking that would definitely assure me that you're not normal 😭). 

Oh. This is a big one. Despite my LIBERAL/LEFT LEANING views, I do want some traditional things. I want a wife. I want a child (or multiple) sometime in the future. It's not a deal breaker for me if it doesn't end up happening, especially if I love someone. But it is a want that I do have. It can be adoption, it can be doner, etc. It really doesn't matter to me. I would prefer you to not be a parent already. I think I'd be okay if it were just one. I'm not sure though. So if you really feel you and I would make a great team, give it a shot! But be warned that I AM unsure and that it might not work out for that reason. 

Anyways, if you've made it this far! Please go ahead and message me! I'll try and respond as soon as I am able.