I’m looking for my wife. Ideally in the US but I don’t care where since I travel for work so I can be anywhere.

Ideally you are masc, top, butch, andro, Dom, cuddly, kind, outdoorsy and indoorsy, playful, supportive, mentally healthy / working on yourself, and easy going.

Me. I am 5 foot, quite over weight, and exceptionally top heavy (size H but working on losing weight to help them shrink a lil down 20 so far with about 30 more to go). Small butt, strong legs, long tongue 😜, brown hair and hazel eyes, easy smile and easy going. I tend towards lazy fem. So like, I like being girlie but don’t put effort in most days. Definite bottom energy. Take charge in the bedroom please. With orange cat energy. So looking for a yes girl on the daily. I want to go do all the things with you.

I like going to theater, not a big fan of concerts but happy to try again as it’s been a while if you promise to hold my hand, I like staying in to watch movies, not a big fan of going out to see them. I like meetups and group hangs and random events. I like listening to albums all the way through especially on a good long walk (Plastic Hearts anyone?) I don’t like crowded places. I get overwhelmed easily. And I’m easily distracted. I do better when I have someone to hold my hand and help guide me. But wanna go do all the things. Just. Please go with me? 🥹👉🏼👈🏼

I love to cook and clean and sing and dance. I recently learned how to play video games and they’re fun so if you’re into that, cool, show me your games. I’m also into table top games and card games. I enjoy knitting but I’m bad at it. Same with painting. I like hikes that have waterfalls or lakes or rivers or just some sort of water feature. I like biking but haven’t gone since someone stole my bike 6 years ago.

I like to drink water. Not a big fan of anything else though occasionally herbal tea. No cigarettes, rarely alcohol, occasional 420 (to help anxiety and tummy pain, not really for getting high, I don’t like how it feels and what it does to my brain, fine if you do), lots of food allergies, and I love love love love love my family.

I want to shower you with love. I wanna be clingy and attached and obsessed with you. I wanna figure out your favorite stuff and surprise you with it. I wanna learn what makes you tick and give you the world.

I feel like I’m talking too much. Just looking for love and support and best-friendship and partnership and yeah. Ok. So if you’re out there, I’m ready for you. Come find me wifey.

Let’s gooooo!