Hey lovely weirdos,

I'm a 31-year-old woman with pink hair and tattoos, currently living somewhere in Europe, gracing your screen with my presence. I sometimes read books, spill my soul into the written word for my own sake, and am a total menace in video games, or real life for that matter – World of Warcraft and all things fantasy are my playgrounds, but I’ll dabble in any genre that captures my attention. Similarly for music. The genre doesn't matter much as long as the lyrics resonate with me. When I'm not being a problem to everyone in the virtual world, I’m either at the gym sculpting my body or out hiking, basking at nature. Standard intro, right? Wrong, but still. Feels generic and boring. Who gives a fuck. You read it a 1000 times.

Here's the unvarnished truth: I'm not hunting for a soulmate or someone to awkwardly sip coffee with in real life. I crave conversations with people who can keep up with the whiplash pace of my mind – the delightful garbage that fills our daily lives, the random, the ridiculous. I want someone who can match my vibrant energy and isn't afraid of the occasional whirlwind that is me. Yeah, I can be difficult. I can be unbearable. Annoying? Absolutely. But if you can't handle that, kindly move along. There's a sea of "normal" out there for you.

I'm not here to coddle you with small talk or to charm you with forced pleasantries. I'm here, and that's your problem now. Bring your A-game, be unapologetically yourself and thus interesting, and let’s see if you can keep up. If you think you can handle the chaos, drop me a message. If not, well, you know where the door is.

Break the ice by telling me about things you rabidly hate, out of the ordinary things you did or plan to do, or whatever. If you care for some reason, there's pictures of my in my post history. I don't need to see you. Be older than 20 at the very least.

Brace yourselves. <3