Hey! I’m Irene, a chapstick lez trans girl (early stages of transition), in the not-nearly-frozen-enough-right-now Alaskan forest! I’m looking for a 20-45 year-old partner in cringe, err, I mean crime, hopefully forever!

I’m currently a full-time caretaker, but want to get a career as a fantasy (and maybe erotica) novelist going. I like taking walks, reading (Tamsyn Muir, my beloved!), writing, petting my angry old Siamese, playing video games (mostly Switch games like Pokemon and Zelda), sharing memes, listening to music and podcasts (mostly classic rock, 80s, synthwave, random stuff like Irish folk songs; I like podcasts about the paranormal and about nerd stuff), thinking about history and mythology and space and animals, and… very poorly attempting to conlang.

I love to talk about anything and everything and would love to be introduced to any of your hobbies (especially if you're a fashionista! I really want to develop my personal style and I'd love to be your paper dollie lol), as well. Let’s get into some deep discussions on anything and everything punctuated by incredible lameness! :p I’m kind of shy and awkward, but I offer you eternal loyalty, bad jokes, book store trips, and… very needy horniness.

Bullet points--

I’m monogamous and decidedly childfree (I don't hate kids, I just don't want any).

I’m sort of in a weird place, in terms of religion, kind of a pagan-y super-liberal Christian, maybe? I don’t mind what your beliefs are-- you respect mine and I’ll respect yours (that’s what… she said?)

Politically, this probably won’t work out unless you’re a loony leftie kinda-communist like me.

Western side of the US is much preferred. But I’m willing to expand that for the right person.

Fat but losing weight (I know, I know, likely story! But I do mean it. A partner who wants to be/become healthy and active with me is definitely a plus).

I’m 5’ 10”, but I don’t mind dating girls of any height.

Strong genital preference for vaginas and for more femme women.

My ideal type is slender, vaguely Goth-y brunettes of any race (I know! I’m so damn original!), but this isn’t really a sticking point.

I call myself “theoretically kinky” because I’m very inexperienced. But I’m also hypersexual and have a lot of things I want to try (more on that when asked in private) I think I’m PROBABLY a subby switch? If you’re Ace, I absolutely respect that and I’m willing to work you, but I just don’t want you to be disappointed if it gets too difficult for me :(

Must like, or at least be neutral to, cats. Dogs are fine, too!

I prefer chat (and Discord, once you’re comfortable with that). I’ll send a pic on request. No

pressure for you to send one back, though.

Let’s be stupid together!