Hey, y’all! I’m a 28 year old lesbian currently living in the south (yes, I’m okay but yes, it is getting scary down here 😅). I’m putting myself back out there a couple years out from a bad relationship - hello! I’m excited and also very nervous to be here. Here’s all the Big Scary Stuff to start, since I don’t want to waste anyone’s time:

-I’m a single mom to a totally brilliant 3-year-old. I am not looking for a step-parent, but I am looking for someone who is understanding of the fact that my schedule is subject to change because it’s controlled by a small, adorable despot.

-I’m disabled. Autism, PTSD, and a couple of related physical health issues. I manage myself, but being around these things can be a LOT if you’re not used to them, so I am ideally looking for someone who either is disabled or has, like, a decent amount of experience with disabled people. I work from home as an independent musician, so my life right now is… non-glamorous.

-I’m plus sized. I don’t consider this bad thing, I actually think I’m a real cutie! But if you don’t date big girls, I can confidently say I am not The One.

Okay, if you’re still reading, thank you!!! ☺️ Okay, here’s my actual elevator pitch: I’m a big softy with a looot of love to give. I’m pretty smart, which has way fewer practical applications than you’d think. But it does mean I’m quick with a punchline and I am absolutely chock full of fun facts! If you enjoy infodumps about movies and TV, theoretical science, celebrity gossip, feminist theory, and/or folk magic, I’m your girl! (Reciprocal infodumps very much appreciated.) I’m very loyal, and a romantic - looking for a lady to write poems about, send flowers and cookies to, etc. And I can cook you a plant-based version of almost anything! (Seriously, my veggie burger helper is killer.) I love animals, and someday I want to get a REALLY big dog.

What I’m looking for: 25-35 LDR with the intention of getting serious. Strictly monogamous. I am into direct, unambiguous communication (and puns, but that’s… punrelated)! I find situationships, as a concept, pretty confusing and stressful, and I am definitely looking for a partner. No “body” preferences to speak of, so trans/nb cuties, you are absolutely on my radar. I’m 420 friendly, so someone who’s okay with that! I would really especially love to find a fellow introvert/homebody type whose idea of a perfect night is getting cozy and watching movies, playing some Stardew Valley, maybe going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole… if this is you, please hit me up!