What is there even to say that isn't immediately obvious? I find myself bored and in desire of people to sink my proverbial claws and teeth into, or have them do the same to me.

I'm an absolute menace. A ball of chaos and mayhem given flesh. I don't go quietly into the night and prefer making a scene and mess of everywhere and everything. Are you really living, if you don't make everyone in your path notice the fuck out of you?

Either way. I'm looking for people I can pester or be pestered by throughout the way. I don't really care what for as long as we can connect in some fucking way over something beyond absolute meaningless chatter. I don't want daily check in friendships or romances or an exchange of 2-3 sentences a day.

I like to play and I don't play nice. So I hope you can match the energy on some level. So if you decide to step up into the field, make yourself noticeable. To round this babbling out. I'll share some song Lyrics that have been living rent free in my mind lately.

If you wish to stalk me, my profile is all yours to peruse and use against me.

"I'm a drama queen
If I don't get what I want, then I freak
Like a fever dream
I can't sleep, I can't breathe, I can't eat

You're a certified disaster
You got no class, you talk like trash
You're a walking toxic hazard
It's all red flags"

"I don't feel like I can be anything more than this (I've gotta...)
I don't really want to be anything more than this (I've gotta...)
I just wanna be whatever you want me to be (I've gotta...)
I don't wanna have a soul (I've gotta...)"

"I don't need you all up on me all in my face
You're getting on my nerves
My personal space
Stop getting all defensive
Or I will get aggressive
Giving you til 3 2 1 yeah"

I think this is all unhinged enough to paint a pretty picture. See you in my DMs.

If you read this far, guess my Starsign.