Hi all, giving this a shot again. A while ago, someone told me I my opening messages sounded like transactional job applications, so you know what? I'm gonna run with that!
My name is Violet Lynn McCabe, and if the position's still open, I'd like to apply to be your girlfriend!
There are many reasons I think I would thrive in your arms:

Personality:
I'm a confident person; I don't suffer from self doubt or imposter syndrome. I'm told I'm very witty! I can be a little pretentious, but I'm not self righteous. I can be very understanding and patient, and I care about being fair and kind to people when I can. I wouldn't describe myself as introverted or extroverted - I need time to myself sometimes, but I also really love my friends and want to spend time with them. I'd love to feel the same about you!

Physicality:
I'm 5 feet 7 inches, or 170.18 Centimeters for those outside of the US! I weigh about 160 pounds (72 kg). I exercise regularly and I am like a B-cup, although I'm not exactly sure.
Here are some photos of me (hopefully the links won't expire)

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I'm not really a sport person exactly, but one of my favorite hobbies is sparring! I have a bunch of wooden and plastic weapons; I hang out with a friend of mine and we try to fight one another a few times a week. It is strenuous and very fun. I also like swimming, kayaking, biking, and I've been known to play volleyball.
Whatever you want to do, I'm sure I'll have the endurance ;)

Sexuality (NSFW):
Sexual intimacy is important to me. If it's important for you too, we'll be a great fit! I'm a switch, but I generally prefer to bottom since I'm very insecure about being desirable and wanted. For the same reason, I also prefer not to initiate sex. That said, with proper communication and consent, I can and will take charge, enthusiastically! I can be as kinky or as vanilla as you'd like - while I greatly enjoy bondage and light pain, my biggest turn ons are affirmation and penetration with hands or toys. I also have a vibrator!
Long distance isn't a huge issue - while I'd certainly prefer to be kissing you in person, in my last relationship I was very happy exchanging nudes and simply masturbating together on voice or video call. I like giving and receiving orders, and I even downloaded an app that let me control vibrators remotely. Perhaps we could do something similar!

Affection:
I am deeply affectionate. It is probably the most important thing to me in a relationship overall. Online, I receive love best by way of initiation - if you go to the trouble of suggesting activities, asking me when I'm free, and reminding me of plans, I will feel very wanted and very happy. That's also how I give love: if I like you, I'll always be asking you how your day was, what you're interested in lately, how your projects are going. I will look for things for us to do together, new places to go, new games to play. Any excuse to be with you <3

Hobbies:
Not to brag, but I do a little bit of everything! I sometimes write, I've composed music, I play piano, I've made lots of art, and I really love to code. I've made some small games here and there, and I love to design computers! I also speak Basic Russian, German, and a little bit of Greek. I even cook and bake! I'm a huge PC gamer and I have a full library of things we could do together. For long distance, I think there's no better way to spend time with someone and get to know them. No matter your interests, I'm sure we can find common ground. Maybe we can work on a project together!

Occupation:
I'm an Engineering student going to Pennwest university; I just completed my first year. Specifically "mechatronics engineering" which seems to be a blend of mechanics and electronics. I'm told I'll get to play with robots later on! I'm between jobs at the moment - I had one on campus last semester, but it ended when the schoolyear did. I'm performing very well academically; with any luck I'll have a bright future (with you)!

Expected Salary:
- Minimum 1 hugs daily (virtual hugs accepted)

More seriously, I want to say what I'm looking for.
I must be bluntly honest; appearance matters to me. I'm sad to say I've passed over people who could easily have given me the love I need, because I just wasn't physically attracted to them. Even if we get along well, there's a good chance that I won't respond well to your advances if I can't tell you you're beautiful and mean it. I know I'm not a perfect ten myself, but I can't be physical with someone if I don't find them appealing.
Beauty isn't everything though; I need someone patient who can communicate well. I'm autistic, and that means I can act a little strange from time to time - interpreting things oddly, making jokes in poor taste, etc.
As I mentioned before I'm insecure about being wanted, so I need someone who will take the lead at least some of the time. I'm really romantic, and I like to take turns scheduling date nights. Putting effort and attention into these evenings is an easy way to make me adore you! For the low, low price of a few rose petals, you'll have me obsessed and undressed~ ;)
I also need to connect with someone intellectually. I love learning about people's jobs, especially in STEM- but that doesn't mean I won't be fascinated with your art! The only thing I really can't stand is shallowness- I'd rather die than hear celebrity drama. I don't smoke or do drugs, and I'm not religious; I'm looking for someone similar. I also tend to dislike children and I'm not planning on having kids- so look elsewhere if you'd like to be a parent. The last thing I'll mention is that gaming is important to me, and if you don't play anything, we probably won't work out.

Thank you all for reading my blurb, I know it's a lot of text. I don't have very high hopes, but I'm happy to chit chat with you all for a little while just in case there's a spark! I check reddit about once or twice a day, so I might not respond immediately, but I will respond to all DMs I get. Good luck everyone!