Hello there, you've clicked on my post and this can only mean you're french... because Eiffel for you.

Kachow owo

You're still here? Sick. Hello! Call me shady cause I'm back again ;3 (don't do that) But you can totally call me yours >;)

I never really know what to put into these posts, never really know how to convey who I am you know? How do i fit the many facets and nuances of my very very simple personality into text, fucking hard man.

WELL. I like video games, cars, anime, dinosaurs, pokemon, star wars, all the real nerd shit. If it invokes images of a point dexter, throw it on list cause I'm predictable ;) speaking of lists, you seem like a fan of them so take this cause it's dangerous to go alone.

Top ten (11) pros of yours truly: - Will hard carry you in any game

• Will change your oil

• you get to be the pretty one

• Will drown you with attention

• Black belt in the art of suplexing your enemies

• Will send you memes and tik toks

• Can make you cute clothing

• is good at making lists (I've been doing this for 30 minutes)

• Probably funny (is not)

• I have a truck? Vroom vroom

• equipped with a PC, VR headset AND a Nintendo switch. Boom.

Obviously I'm the catch of the century and you should totally message me (please ToT I'm so lonely) What am I looking for? Who? I really want to find someone i connect with on a deeper level. That type of relationship where you finish each other's sandwiches (low hanging fruit sorry)

I would really like to meet someone who's also interested in gaming, there's nothing more romantic than spreading managed democracy against the terminids or building a cute little shack together while our legally-distinct-not-pokemon slave away for resources. Major bonus if you play or are willing to play path of titans cause I totally wanna be a cute Dino couple together ^{.^}

So, what are my negatives? None, clearly. I'm perfect. I would say I need alot of attention, I want you to drown me in it XD and depending on your point of view I have alot of dark/lewd humor soooo I hope you're chill like that B) I do have what some have described as an abysmally small social battery so if nightlife, parties, and frequent outings to crowded places is your jam then I'm just gonna disappoint you, sorry ^."

If anything here has piqued your interest I'd love to hear from you, but be forewarned... the key to my heart is including your favorite song, and if you don't I'll still totally reply but I'm going to hit you with the worst most inhumanely unfunny joke I know >:3