... and I'll leave it at that 😘

Howdy. Had some lovely chats and met some funky people through this a year or two ago. So here I am. Back once again (like the renegade master)

East Scotland based, Amorphorous blob lesbian, fully house trained, possibly microchipped & on the hunt for my forever home!

Awkward turtle looking for fun, frolics & a copilot for whatever the world throws at us. Cozy nights in, weird nights out & getting weatherbeaten after misjudging walking distance. Oh & fawning over my two feline children

In terms of hobbies/occassional obsessions, I have a weirdly indepth knowledge of Pokemon, WWE, Star Wars, Eminem & old Simpsons references. Basically If I was a warlock, my patron would be a teenage boy from 1998 that wears ill fitting jeans and a backwards cap.

Role-playing videogames are fun, as is watching, and subsequently getting upset at the results of the football every other weekend.

As for myself? Probably describe myself as a soft butch? I dunno, i can do exactly one full face of makeup, look like a newborn gazelle in skirts and dresses when the notion takes me, and you'll usually find me in a loud shirt, skinny jeans and big clunky boots the rest of the time. I've been told I have BDE (Big Dad Energy)

If any of this happens to float your boat, and lead to something more, fantastic, we'll be Fife's hottest power couple. My shirt is made of wife material, just a wee FYI for you, ladies x 😜