Soooo let's try this again. I've met some great people here! Just not the one (yet?).Gosh how do I even start this. I suppose with a little bit about myself! I'm your average working class gurl from the Hamburg region and I've had a few too many of those Hamburgers but I'm working on that! Slow and steady. Wanna be my gym buddy?^^I'm a momma bear, body-wise. 6'4 tall, chubby but also muscular with quite feminine fat distribution (.. I need more butt tho. <-<) Got 3 tattoos so far with number 4 on the way! Living stealth aka my voice passes, my appearance passes... Yay! Will absolutely pick you up if ya want.

Here's a picture of me!

I'm not politically active, on the average diet, caffeine addict.. Drink and smoke very rarely. I'm introverted but can talk for hours if we click! Should probably mention that I'm monogamous, switch/soft top and don't really click with brats, sadly..I'd prefer no children or at most one adopted child (age 4 and over) but that's a big if.Why are you even still reading this! (But if you are... I appreciate you ♡)Oh yeah! My brain is quite spicy, aka I'm autistic. I will absolutely not pick up on any hints so please be direct and communicate with me. ♥Noooow hobbies! Yeah exactly, I had to google that too. I'm a PC gamer, roleplayer (in a game), I love long drives, medieval festivals, traveling, quality time, etc! Aka I'm a nerd. Play Baldur's Gate 3 with me?

Let's fly to Japan together and get married in a beautiful old castle in Europe? I'd also be willing to explore new hobbies and interests with you! I'd be interested in swordplay, archery, martial arts.. (I plan on picking up Krav Maga towards February)Nooow if you've survived until here then have a sip of water. Gotta stay hydrated! Let's dive into what I'm looking for! Given that you're a woman, that's the biggest requirement out of the way. Yaaaay! If you're anywhere from 21 to 45 then even better!

I'd prefer meeting up rather sooner than later if we'd click. I'm ready to move to you! Or you could move over here. Let's see!I'm not all big on online relationships or lengthy LDRs, sorry! Now if you're monogamous, got things in common with me, are out to your family and friends and preferably on the more feminine side and from Europe? (Last one's no requirement!)Then that's all I'd really want! ♡ Everyone's welcome, no matter where you're from, if you're skinny or chubby, need a wheelchair or lack an arm, yadda yadda! (I hope you're at your best health and if not, get well soon dear. Need a soup and some tea?)

Oh! Due to the number of straight men trying to score here.. I'll absolutely want to Call / Video Chat somewhere down the line, I knoooow.. I know. But yeah, it's for both of our safeties! ♥ Noooow if you still want to contact me then please include your age, the word banana for bonus 'I actually read all of this points', where you're from and maybe add picture! I look forward to hearing from you.

Have a lovely day!