I'm a 90s kid, turned sad adult for a good while, but now I'm just trying to live my life, vibe and thrive through the collapse of late-stage capitalism, ya know? I love animals of all kinds, but dogs are my favorite. I think they're much too pure for this world and we legitimately don't deserve them. My dream is to have a cottage in the woods, a little pack of puppers, and to grow old with my person

My interests are cottagecore meets nerdy, with a splash of goth; I love rainy weather, foggy days, sipping tea, going on treasure hunts at thrift shops & bookstores, gardening, table top games, video games, cuddling up on the couch to marathon media, reading, and all things witchy/spoopy. Really if it's nerdy, nature, or spooky, I can promise you that I at least have a passing interest in it. While I am a little bit of a homebody, I really love spending time just existing in nature; whether it's a trip to the beach or a walk in the woods, I'm all for it. Let's go on little hobbit adventures together, minus the trek to Mordor, I'll pack lunch!

Cliff notes about me:

• I'm out in California's central coast.

• I'm 32 years old, positively ancient. • I'm 6'3", a giant woman if you will.

• I'm a trans gal, but I regularly present masc in public for convenience. That said, I love dresses, cute clothes, and all things traditionally femme.

• Soy mitad mexicana, you can expect a healthy dose of Spanglish in our conversations, especially as I get more comfortable with you.

• I'm a hopeless romantic and I will wholeheartedly devote my everything to you. • My love language is touch, I literally cannot get enough. Let's share skin? No...that'd be impractical.

• I'm a little neurospicy, as my work kids would say; I have ADHD, anxiety, and depression, but I manage them all reasonably well.

• I'm always, always, always, into trans gals and NB pals, beyond a shadow of doubt.

I would describe myself as patient, easygoing, empathetic, and openly affectionate; I will tell my friends that I love them and I am proud of them every chance I get. I don't take myself too seriously, I'll dance in the isles of the grocery store with reckless abandon and let myself get visibly excited over little things. Like many millennials, I've got a dark sense of humor. I'll crack jokes about societal collapse, making myself unalive, and my past trauma, but never other people's. I believe in embracing our silliness, life is too heavy not to.

I'm a little chef and cooking is one of my great passions in life, especially when I cook for other people; I'd love to make you breakfast in bed. Writing is my other great passion, I write short stories and poetry, but mostly poetry these days for the catharsis of if it. I'm the kind of gal that'll write you sweet poems and steal your heart.

At the moment video games are my biggest time sink outside of work. I mostly play on PC and PS5, but occasionally the switch as well. I'd love to try some multiplayer games together. Game dates? Yes please! Some of my go to titles are Elden Ring, Bloodborne, Animal Crossing, The Forest, and Castlevania Symphony of the Night.

I've got ADHD, which means that music is a huge part of my life. It helps me focus on tasks and keeps me from feeling under-stimulated. Plus, air vibrating in patters just makes my brain happy as a clam. My taste in music is eclectic and I will listen to anything, but I'm a little metalhead at heart. Let's share playlists, flirt with me through music, share what tickles your brain, really I'll listen to literally anything. My current music obsessions are Ghost's Mary on a Cross, Jósean Log's Chachachá, SubRosa's How to Neglect Your Heart, and BØRNS' Electric Love.

What's my type? You of course! Seriously though, physical appearance is only a small part of attraction. I'm more interested in finding someone who I connect with on a deeper level. I want a connection, chemistry, and emotional intimacy. I'm looking for someone who I can laugh with, cry with, and grow old with. Regardless, I promise that I will see the beauty in you no matter what. To me you'll always be the pretty one in our duo.

I want a partner that's kind, affectionate, open-minded, shares my sense of humor, and makes me a priority. Someone who wants to participate in at least some of my interests, someone who values communication and honesty in a relationship. Someone that wants to message back and forth throughout the day and call each other regularly. Share silly things with me, tell me about your day, whatever's going on, no matter how heavy, share your life with me.

Let's get to know each other and if we have that spark, build a relationship. If we never make it past friends that's okay, friends enrich our lives, but how rad would it be if we just end up head over heels in love with each other?

Long distance relationships don't scare me one bit. I believe love can grow, regardless of how far away you are. There's lots of ways that couples can spend time together in the modern world and if we connect on a deep level, I'm willing to put in the effort to make it work.

Don't be a stranger, shoot your shot, send me a message, tell me about you. Life's too short to not go for it and I don't bite unless asked to. You miss 100% of the chances you don't take and who knows? You just might've found the one.

Anyway, that's my Ted talk, thanks for listening. If you made it through this wall of text and still think, "damn she's interesting, I just gotta send her my own wall of text," then I'm looking forward to hearing from you!