I'm nearing my first week without getting stoned. At first I thought I'd have to break down and get stoned because I was having IBS pains, but those have calmed down for the moment. Now I'm angry because I'm hungry. I want a certain fast food, but I already had a home-cooked version of that meal, and life expenses have me hesitant to spend that kind of money. Work is dragging, tonight is going to be lonely, what food I do have in the house is unappetizing, and I want to inject hot grease into my veins. I could use some rewards points from my credit card to cover the cost (with my recent expenses I should have more than enough) but half of what I want involves potatoes, and I already have potatoes. Plus I need to watch my cholesterol.

Fuck, I wish I could eat myself to death like Pizza the Hut in Spaceballs.