Toplane: The emo/dropout/druggy/or depressed oldest kid. They've shut themselves off from the rest of their family. Frequently emotionally hardened from years of neglect, they feel like it doesn't matter how well they do, because the other two kids get all the special treatment. Rarely, they'll get a side business (probably drug dealing) going and pull through in their family's time of need. Mostly, though, they feel like their family doesn't even remember they exist.

Jungle: The breadwinning mom or dad. They work 9-5 in the jungle and come home to help raise their kids. They're stretched way too thin all the time and at least one of their kids will think they're being neglected. If they stay at work extra long, they might get to complete an extra project for a bonus, but that'll probably go unnoticed by their family. There's stiff competition too, and they might get fired if they exhaust themselves too much. They have to forgo meals sometimes to feed their kids. They also have to have a crab for breakfast, or they starve to death.

Midlane: The middle kid. They're convinced they are the most talented person in the family, and they should be getting all the special treatment. Occasionally, they're right. Sometimes they come with their breadwinning mom or dad to get on-job experience and blueberry snacks, and sometimes they lose it all to a bully on the way to show off in front of their younger sibling.

adc: The youngest kid. They're really good at exactly one, fortunately lucrative, thing, but they're also a bit special-needs and require tons of expensive training and time to get proficient at it. It takes a long time, and a lot of effort, but they might come through in the end if you put it all in. Or they might try to eat an entire can of paint and die.

Support: The stay at home mom or dad. They're working full time trying to keep the youngest from accidentally killing themselves. They get little to no pay, are constantly about to panic, and it's warrented, because whenever they turn their back for 2 seconds to ward, their kid has run straight into the middle of the road.

edit: how could i forget river shen?

river shen: literally god. superpowered by meta-defying intellect and way too many crab snacks, this is the water-walking jesus analog. river shen saves.

edit again: im not a jg main i keep getting executed by gromp. obviously i main river shen