With all the account transfers under way right now - not to mention all the new accounts made to 'secure' cool/funny/relevant Summoner names - what are some of the best Summoner names people has gotten for themselves or seen so far ingame?

Two best that come to mind (imagine this very deliberate duo bot, some for real shit that happened ingame and had the team lol'ing hard every time):

chat: ping! Abbo is requesting assistance.
chat: ping! Centrelink is on the way.

Yes, these sick puppies are friends of mine xD

So far I've gotten:
* A roaming minion
* WlNZ - someone already had WINZ with a capital I so I had to use lowercase L but it looks the same ingame
* Work and Income
* Best Sona OC - AU was taken but we are OC not AU so meh :P