This is for you, B. ☺️

1. The way you play with your hair when you talk about things important to you.

2. Your awesome stories. For an “old, boring suburban mom”, you’ve done some amazing things that I can only hope to accomplish

3. The way you whip up these absolutely transcendent meals every time I visit

4. The way your blue eyes light up with intensity, warmth, and joy when I look into them

5. How you can speak knowledgeably and intelligently about every topic imaginable

6. Even though we both thought it was weird at first, how we can now both laugh when people assume you’re my mom

7. The way, despite the fact that you’re almost three decades older than me, you never talk down to me or make me feel like a dumb kid

8. The way your ample hips and ass look in those skinny jeans you always wear (even if I make fun of you about them). Thick thighs save lives, remember?

9. The way your voice goes to an adorable whisper when you’re being playful

10. The way your finger and toe nails are always so completely impeccably done. I was never a mani/pedi girl until I met you.

11. I know you’re embarrassed by it, but your belly. It’s soft and a little fluffy, which makes it comfy!

12. Your big boobs. I don’t care if they droop now. I only wish I could be as endowed.

13. Your giant nipples to go with those big boobs

14. The fact that you tried to impress me by showing me old pictures to prove how hot you were in high school and college. Guess what? You’re still hot.

15. The way your glasses fog up when we make out

16. How amazingly good a kisser you are. Your tongue is like velvet.

17. Speaking of tongues…the way you make me cum so many many many damn times 🤤. I mean, they were just supernova-level explosions. No guy could compare to that!

18. How surprised you were that you could still get as wet as I made you (especially since I’m usually absolutely soaked) 😈

19. How AMAZING you taste. It’s an earthy sweetness with a nice little tangy finish that I don’t think I’ll ever forget

20. The way you act so low key shocked that, against all odds, a hot petite young Gen Z chick could be so into your sexy af Gen X ass, as we continue exploring this new side of ourselves 😉