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Biblical Hebrew has the best shock factor
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Let's be honest, if you speak another semitic language like Iranian or Azerbaijani, a few people here and there will do backflips and that's about it.

If you learn modern standard Hebrew then people will probably just hate you. Plus modern Hebrew sucks because they took out all the gigachad letters like ayn, tzaddi and samech.

If you speak Biblical Hebrew in proper pronunciation, people will assume you're a billionaire who slaughters babies and will do quadruple backflips, record YOU without your permission and scream in a strong Texas accent.

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