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Best Lana Make Out Songs Based On My Real Experiences
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Alright girlies, I'm in my hoe phase... I've had two dates this week and both ended with us making out in my car šŸ˜ When I get in my car, my phone connects to the bluetooth and immediately starts playing the only thing I ever listen to, my Lana playlist. I've decided to start a series where I rank each song from 1-10 based on how good of a make out song it is. The playlist includes ALMOST all of her songs (looking at you, Judah Smith) and it's always on shuffle. All of these opinions are based on my real experiences. Of course I will be professional and I will not let the quality of the kissing/boy play a factor in my rating.

Candy Necklace - 2/10: The song was a bit too slow and eerie for a good make out sesh. Plus, the piano solo kinda threw it all off.

Let The Light In - 5/10: Easy to listen to and it's cute, but not sensual enough.

Black Beauty - 8/10: Sexy, perfect kissing tempo, made me feel a main character moment.

Summertime Sadness - 6/10: It's fine. It's good. I think it's a little cheesy kissing to a song that's about kissing though.

Cherry - 10/10: Obviously.

Margaret - 5/10: Another cute and romantic one, but the talking parts weren't the vibe.

I will add to this list as my hoe era continues šŸ˜ˆšŸ’–

Edit: Some of yall take things too seriously. I know how stupid this is and Iā€™m going to enjoy every second of it.

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