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28 [F4F] DMV (DC, MD, NoVA): my dog needs a second parent (pics of human and dog in post)
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ac1485 is a female age 28 looking for a female in District of Columbia
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Hi! To get the whole swipe right or left scenario out of the way quickly, here's what I look like (living my goth fantasy) and here's the adorable mutt in a rainbow unicorn hat.

Now that you've decided we're adorable enough to proceed, a bit about me: I'm a PhD candidate and private tutor who loves video games (PC RPGs), making delicious (mostly Asian) food, watching terrible reality television, and teaching teenagers how to write essays. I deal with chronic pain/illness, so my physical energy levels can be pretty low, but I'm very charming and witty if you can catch me between naps. I'm also childfree, so offspring are very much not on the agenda, but let's adopt a cat together! My dog has been wanting a feline friend.

What I'm looking for in a partner:

  • ~25-40 years old and in the DC area (I'm in MoCo)

  • non-smoker (pot is fine as long as you don't reek of it or act like a pothead; I actually use medical cannabis for pain management, though I don't smoke it)

  • loves animals

  • puts up with me watching 90-Day Fiancé and similar televised dumpster fires; even better if you want to join in the fun!

  • childfree

  • some level of intellectual and/or nerdy interests

  • clear communication and emotional awareness

  • a decent human being

Thanks for reading, and feel free to shoot me a message if you think we might be a good fit! Please tell me a bit about yourself and what dish you'd eat if you could only eat one forever while you're at it. If you're not in the area but still think we'd get along, go ahead and message me as well; one can never have too many online friends!

As a reward for making it to the end, here's my dog in a t-shirt.

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Age
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a female
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