As we all know, the finale is coming. The final beckons many things: Joy, Sadness, Hype and the like. Sounds like fun right?

WRONG!

The boys in the lab have done the math, and the conditions are dire. /u/Slyfox00, as we know, is able to channel large amounts of hype and remain intact. BUT! this is no ordinary episode! According to our state-of-the-art simulation machine, there's a 50/50 toss up on whether or not she'll be able to handle such a sudden influx of hype. If she cant handle the surplus of hype, she'll explode into a marvelous display of fireworks accompanied by the sound of wicked guitar solo's.

Now you might be asking yourself "Gee, what can I do to help?"

WELL LISTEN UP, CUPCAKE! KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

While the hype cannot be prevented, it can be contained. Like the great writer Geoffrey Chaucer once wrote in his classic "The Cantebury Tales": "Hype is to water, Fans are to sponges"*. That's right! You, the fan, must absorb Slyfox's extra hype. Now there are some TINY risks involved

Risk of excess hype intake could lead, but are not limited to:

Rash Dizziness Sore throat Kamina-itus Letting go of your earthly tether Watching that movie that doesn't exist Burping guitar solo's

Consult a doctor if other symptoms develop

You know your part, soldier. GET HYPE! DANCE IN THE STREETS! PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILL!

Our great Captain's life is on the line, make her proud!

*Not an actual entry from the Cantebury Tales