First, I’ll admit that I am overweight with a thick pelvic fat pad, small testicles (TRT), high and tight scrotum, and am a grower with excess penis skin when flaccid… all things that make the process more difficult. That being said, donning the Kink3d Cobra cage has to be the most challenging and least enjoyable process I have ever subjected myself to, for the sake of satisfying my sexual fantasies.

Every time I attempt to put this thing on, it is a 30-60 minute process from start to finish. That is IF I am successful at getting it on at all.

The worst part of the process is trying to not get pinched at any of the three points where the cage connects to the ring. Is that because I’m a grower and have excess skin when I’m soft? My flaccid length is anywhere from 0.5” to 1.5”, usually on the lower end, especially when seated or in uncomfortable positions. However, my erect length is 6” , with an erect girth if 5.75”. I feel like I have quite a bit more excess skin bunched up near the base of my penis when flaccid, than most men do.

The second worst part of the process is trying to keep both balls through the ring while fumbling trying to get the pegs aligned without pinching my skin. I’ll admit that my balls are smaller than average, and my scrotum is tighter than most. I usually have to place a heating pad in my lap for a while to try to get my balls to hang enough to pull them through the ring. It’s hard to keep them stretched while trying to put the cage together, while also trying to not pinch myself.

The third most difficult part of the process is trying to get the keyway aligned to insert the locking mechanism.

What am I doing wrong, and what can I do to make it easier?