So here's the thing. I'm currently using a Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard 2000, which is pretty much impossible to find nowadays, but ticks all the boxes I want.

Wired (a must for me), full size with numpad, relatively quiet, with a lot of multimedia keys separated from the function keys (can go backwards and forward with browser pages, open search, has a home and mail button and a vol , -, mute and play) and a curved and comfortable (read: not gigantic) design which is a godsend for people like me who suffer from carpal tunnel.

I've found exactly one keyboard kind of like it, which is the Verbatim 99789, and while it's missing the curve, it's got even more multimedia keys. And of course it's unavailable in Europe. My keyboard's age is taking its toll on it and I dread the moment I'll have to replace it and find nothing I can use comfortably.

The ideal for me would be a Logitech K350, except wired.

Please help me, Reddit.