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My average silly journey from Wonky to K hole.
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  1. Ah, yes, I feel that.
  2. Hmmm relaxing
  3. Walking on clouds baby!
  4. Feeling a bit wonky, is everything supposed to look so smooth?
  5. Everything seems so round… and soft. And my skin feels like soft clay.
  6. Turn down those lights, man! Oeh, nice smooth colors all of the sudden.
  7. Are those my hands? They are bloated! Oh, pardon me, bit of a stumble there.
  8. Yeah, I can definitely understand why some people compare it to being drunk. But, like drunk while being hugged!
  9. Oh, perhaps I should sit down, things are starting to get a bit blurry and I am seeing double.
  10. Oeps, almost fell. Definitely need to sit downnnn ooooh, ok, never mind, laying down it is. Was this room always this wide?
  11. Why is the ceiling so high. Wait, that door does not belong there, the dimensions are wonky here.
  12. Is that… am I seeing purplish numbers and symbols in my vision?
  13. Let me close my eyes for a moment, oh, yep, definitely seeing the matrix there. Pretty lights and hues.
  14. Hmmm I can barely feel my body anymore. Opens eyes “holy crap, what Salvador Dali painting have I woken up into?”
  15. The room keeps collapsing into itself, everything is spinning, I am being sucked vacuum to the bed. And why is there always that loud ringing in my ears?
  16. All the light is being sucked out of the room. Wait, what room? Where the hell am I?
  17. Pfffff I should definitely just close my eyes. Oeh. Are those hieroglyphics? Mathematics? What are all these walls of rapidly expanding texts and numbers?
  18. Hey, wait, did I just enter a wormhole? Where am I?
  19. Oooh yeah, that is definitely space. What are all those space machines? Aaaah that noise is LOUD!
  20. Look at those crazy nebula. Where are these insane landscapes coming from?
  21. Speed is picking up man, feel like I am spinning around a black hole or something.
  22. Everything is fractal, reality is truly shattering like glass. Hey, are those aliens. What was that? Huh, I feel like my identity is being shredded to nothing by all the suction!
  23. Spinning, spinning, spinning!
  24. I am being compressed into an infinity tiny ball.
  25. Here I gooooo.
  26. phloempfff. I escaped time and space, I am everything and nothing at once.
  27. Am In an empty warehouse? Were do all these empty corridors lead to?
  28. So this is the truth behind reality eh? Plato’s Cave?
  29. Ah, hello, now who are you fine people? Who, really, me?
  30. I understand everything. I am the Universe itself.
  31. I am pretty sure I died or rather, the universe ended and this is my permanent reality now.
  32. This is peaceful, like the silent moment sitting in the backstage before starting up a tremendous show
  33. Yeah I have definitely been here before infinite times.
  34. Yeah I feel Good, time to give it another spin. Time to start this universe back up baby and start up the simulation!
  35. Heeeere weeeee goooo!!
  36. I am falling and starting to spin again!
  37. Oooh yeahh speed is picking up again.
  38. Look at all those symbols, letters and numbers go!
  39. Pretty lights!!
  40. Whooooooooooo
  41. I am a puzzle that is being put together!
  42. Wait, so I am not dead?
  43. This seems familiar.
  44. Hey, I can recognize some faint outlines from where I was before.
  45. Ooooh right, it was “just” a K hole.
  46. Whooi I feel weird.
  47. Oh my God that was amazing, but my memories are slipping.
  48. Jesus my nose is entirely clogged. And I think I need to take a piss.
  49. Almost ready to move.
  50. Let’s see if I can sit, whoooo nope I cannot.
  51. Patience young grass hopper.
  52. There we go. Stumble to the bathroom.
  53. Well, that took 20 minutes but at least my bladder is empty.
  54. What…. Just…. Happened.
  55. Reality is not what it seems eh.

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