Okay so hear me out.

I hate my neighbor. I wanna say bad things but I’m gonna stay classy 😅 let me tell you about this Karen.

She called the cops (straight called 911; my friend works dispatch) for my dog barking at 11am; 2pm; 7pm. She is wasting police efforts that aren’t emergencies nor is it a ordinance violation.

Now this is what made me mad. My husband has memory issues from the military and because of the holiday he was thrown off routine with the trash and we missed it by a day. The can was full and we had ONE BAG next to our can and a raccoon got into it. I saw it when leaving for my friends burial and texted my husband to let him know. She was outside when I was leaving with my friend and talking about the funeral and heard me tell her boyfriend to tell my husband when he woke up to clean it up. Well he was still asleep with the baby since she had a rough night teething and reflux. This woman pounds down my door at 8am on a Saturday morning to complain about the trash. My friends boyfriend answered the door and him being the petty educated man he is was telling her off for being absolutely rude pounding on the door at that hour when she knows there is children and an infant in the house so she threw a fit and left. A few hours later my husband wakes up and she called the cops. I was in the middle of a funeral freaking out because the cops are at my house and I’m at my room mates funeral. She had the nerve to pound down my door and wake my child and have her screaming for something she could’ve left a note about and to do this during our time of grieving. The disrespect. So with that said I wanna do something petty. Just really ruffle her feathers because she absolutely hates us. We put up satanist signs to scare away door preachers, we 🌬, and we yell at our kids. So were the slum of the neighborhood according to her.

Time to let my freak flag fly. What shall I do to annoy the Karen?? Gimme ideas. Especially stuff that I can legally back up if the law gets called to really make her mad 😂😂