Hey my click-baity title worked! Now I have to do the awkward part and sell myself.

About me

Physically, I'm 6'4 and athletically built. I'm clean cut with short dark brown hair, green eyes, and I have a nice smile with pretty teeth. I'm in my peak almost-entering-middle-aged-dad years so I don't have much of a sense of style anymore, but I am well built through a lot of years of trying to make it as a high level athlete and 15 years of swinging axes and dragging hoses and human beings.

Personality wise, I'm super easy going and laid back about a lot in life. If you're familiar with Myers Briggs personality types, I'm an ISTJ all day long. I love making people smile and laugh and have a goofy sense of humor. I like trying to make people's days better. I am generally positive about things, even when they suck. I tend to notice small details in things, thrive with organization, and I love to-do lists. Checking things off my list is the best. People describe me as well spoken and level headed.

In my day to day life, when I'm not at work, I am usually off doing all the husband things or dad things. My life revolves around a lot of kids sports and practices. I am a sucker for a home project and usually have a couple going. I'm pretty good at all things handy, so if you needed your car fixed or something built out of wood, I'm your guy. I generally have grease on me somewhere and sawdust in my hair, so you have to take the good with the bad. I'm a mediocre national level athlete, and trying to be less mediocre, so I spend a lot of time training for my sport. I'm an avid reader and would love to spend an afternoon with you on the couch with a book and a cup of coffee.

I have no clue how to fit this in anywhere else, so I'll blurt it out here. I'm super weird in bed.

What I'm looking for

Remember AIM and MSN messenger when we were young? I never quite outgrew that. I have always had a soft spot for having someone special online. I love to share pictures through the day, the occasional selfie and flirt, and just talk about all the life things.

I tend to gravitate towards athletic women, women who are in the medical or first responder field, nice butts, or Asian or Latina women. None of these things are hard lines in the sand and I'm always open to meet anyone.

Logistics and the rest

I have regular availability with almost unlimited time to talk on my shift days. I can usually respond on my off days, but it may be slower and not as flowing. I'm a morning person on CST, so early mornings and early bed times are my jam. I would prefer to verify pics early on with you and will gladly do the same. I have no desire to change my life situation or yours, just hoping to meet someone to be my pretty bff and partner in crime.

Can't wait to meet you!