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I posted this at jack off confessions and found this so I thought I'd post here too.
So I basically was playing halo with my mate online. We were going through the mastercheif collection trying to get some achievements. He mentioned he had some weed and wondered if he could come over and have a smoke and play some split screen. So of course you can't reject that offer.
Anyway arrived in about 30 mins and I rolled a joint for him and we smoked and went back to playing halo. I got a raging boner and jokingly said. "Dude this weed made me super horny, my dick is a rock". He was like.."yeah me too haha". And we went back to playing.
A few minutes later he asked if I was still hard. I'm like...ahh yes. "How big is your dick? I bet mine is bigger". I'm 7 inches and so was like..."well I'm above average I reckon I'm probably bigger". He said "yeah I'm definitely bigger.......... " So was like..."fair enough" and went back to sticking grunts. He brought back up again our dick sizes and was like..."you wanna see it?" I'm openly bi so I was like...yeah sure. He pulled his dick out and had a fucking 11 inch monster going. I was gobsmacked. I was like...."wow dude....that's the biggest dick I've ever seen" so he asked if I wanted to touch it, so of course I agreed. And fuck it felt amazing in my hand. And so of course we just went back to playing halo.
A minute later he was like. "Well now you have to show me yours. At this point I was kinda embarrassed cause my dick is no way near his size. But fair was fair and I whipped it out. He said he liked it. I'm like..."dude are you gay? I didn't know you liked dick?" Then he came out to me being bisexual and asked if we wanted to jack off? I was like...sure I do want to kinda put your dick in my mouth just to experience the size and all. So I sucked him a little and we ended up putting on some straight porn and jacked each other off. We both came like firehoses and it was amazing to say the least.
We stopped talking after the whole thing and not sure why. I think hes a little confused with his sexuality and he had a gf at the time so that also made it weird for him. It was a fun experience. Wasn't expecting a halo sesh to turn into a wank sesh.
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