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This happened back in my first year of university and all people were 19 or older. I'm straight and have always only ever been with girls, but this experience was still one of the hottest and most fun things I've ever done. Sorry for the poor writing and if this is way too long. Trying to tell it as best I can and this is all true but I can't remember exact words etc and changed the names.
I lived in student res during uni and in my first year I was living with two girls I was placed with. We got on really well and often went out to bars and clubs together. They were pretty great wingwomen for me too.
One weekend, one of the girls (Sophie) had her Boyfriend (Dan) coming to visit from her hometown. I had not met him before and he was slightly older than us at 22 but he was super chill and objectively a really good looking dude (blonde, athletic etc). That didn't surprise me because Sophie was really hot too, so it made sense. Me and him got on pretty much straight away and plans were made to go out to a uni party at a bar later that night. We played cards and drinking games while predrinking and a few other people came over to place, so things were getting rowdy and we were already pretty wasted by the time we headed out.
In the bar, I hung out with my mates mostly byt kept trying to get with this girl in our year but wasn't having much luck. She would let me buy her drinks and have a dance with me, but wasn't giving up much else. At some point, Dan came over to tell me that Sophie was super drunk and needed to go home, so he was going with her. I told him I'd help him take her back seeing as he didn't know the area too well and I'd just come back to the bar after.
He happily agreed and so the three of us made the 15 minute walk or so back to the house, stopping every now and then for Sophie to vomit. At one point, while she threw up in a bush somewhere, I went over to a tree to piss. Dan needed to go too because he came up next to me and started to piss. He said something along the lines of "I hate when she gets like this, always ruins the night". I agreed that she can definitely get out of hand but that she is fun and she will be fine, basically don't sweat it. While I was shaking off, I couldn't help but notice his dick too. He obviously saw me peek a look because as he was zipping up he goes "uncut gang for life" laughs as he walks away.
We eventually get home and Dan l goes to put Sophie to bed and I say I'm going to grab a drink here before heading back. Save cash. He asks me to make one for him too because he isnt tired yet. After 10 minutes or so he comes out of her room, and we head to the little courtyard out the side of the res house to have our drinks.
We are sitting on those shitty while plastic table and chairs every uni student has at some point and start talking random stuff. I'm having a good chat and the banter is good so I offer to stay for another drink here instead of heading back. He says I don't have to, he feels bad because I'm trying to get with that girl. I tell him it's not a problem, it wasn't happening anyway and she will just cost me more cash in drinks and give me blue balls grinding up against me on the dancefloor with no payoff. We laugh and he says at least I didn't drive 4 hours to see a girlfriend only to have her pass out on the first night.
"I thought I was finally not going to have to jerk off tonight, but guess she had other ideas" he says. I say, join the club, I was hoping for me tonight.
At this point he laughs pretty hard and says "yeah, I heard about your habits". I give him a bit of a confused look and he goes on to tell me that Sophie has basically caught me jerking it twice before when I've left my bedroom door a little a jar but I didn't realise because I was too focused on the porn and had headphones in. She had never told me, but apparently had told him. I get a little taken aback but he just laughs and says "we all do it, and from what she told me, you've got the same taste as me". I grin and am like, what did she catch me with? Latina blowjobs apparently.
This kicks off a third drink and a whole lot of porn talk - what we watch, favorite porn stars, has he seen this video, have I seen that video etc etc. Pretty soon we are openly showing eachother videos and it's clear the energy has shifted. We are both readjusting a lot and long silences and breathing are happening between new videos. We are both pretty drunk by now and feeling more and more bold. He shows me a really hot video and I basically say, he has to link me that one so I can watch it in my room later. By this point we are so close to eachother looking at our shared phone screen that I can feel him breathing. He looks up at me, stares at me for like 5 seconds and just says "can I join you in there?" He is clearly rubbing his dick through his pants as he says this. At first I was going to laugh but I could tell he was deadly serious. I think he could sense me hesitant so he follows it up with saying he doesn't want to jerk in the room with Sophie passed out. I know it's a bit of a lame excuse, but at this point I'm so horny and the energy is so high. I just said something like, swear you never tell her? He grins and says no one is ever hearing about this.
We get up and go to my room and I sit against the wall on my shitty single bed. He comes sits next to me, super close so our legs are touching. I grab my laptop and put it between us, pull up the video and then give him one ear bud so that we can both hear the video. It doesn't take long before our jeans are coming off and we are sat there tenting our boxers. I think I said "fuck it" and just pulled them off and started stroking it. He grins at me and says "uncut gang for life" again and we laugh while he pulls his cock out. I'm was amazed ah how similar but different our dicks were. Both the same size (around 6.5) both uncut, but thick. The main difference was mine sticks out straight, a little to the right and his curved up really hard, touching his stomach with a big arch in it. Both of us were full bush and we commented on that, being like "I hate to shave, it itches" etc. We banter for a little about each others dicks, completely ignoring the porn. He casually reaches over and gives mine a few tugs and says nice. I feel like if I'm ever going to do this, now's the time so I grab his and do the same. We turn back to the porn but keep jerking eachother. This is when we started talking about how we like to jerk, so we start showing eachother our favorite techniques and methods, sometimes laughing, sometimes commenting on how good it felt or if we didn't like it.
I honestly can't remember how long we jerked for, but we got through quite a few videos. We decided it was time to finish up when we heard my other housemate come home (with a guy, haha). Once we were sure they were in her room, we went back to stroking ourselves, picking up the pace to bring ourselves close. I remember he looked over at me and gave me the nod that said he was ready to nut. I nodded in return, leant back and unloaded ropes on myself. It was one of the best nuts I've ever had, no lie. At this point, I look over and notice he has shot a tonne on himself too. He grabs some tissues and casually wipes my thigh and says "sorry, I got you a little there". I had not even noticed i had been too distracted with my own load.
We laughed a little and had a nervous chat about it to make sure we were both chill etc. He said, it was just horny drinking and we reassured eachother that we were not saying anything to anyone. He snuck off to Sophie's room and I rolled over to go to sleep.
The next morning everyone got up super late and were clearly very hungover. Sophie was apologising for ruining our night and I was grinding telling her it was more than fine. Dan and I stayed super chill the rest of the weekend. We would laugh at eachother as we passed in the living room but other than that there was no mention of it.
They stayed together for another year, so we hung out a lot and became good friends. Although, it never happened again. When they did break up, we stayed in touch and eventually he moved to the same city and we would hang out with mates. It was this time that we would greet eachother with a fist bump and refer to eachother as uncut gang. We are still friends to this day and while we have seen eachother naked again, nothing has happened like that. I will always remember it though as being one of the best experiences I had in uni!
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