Wow, I wasn’t expecting that many people to read my post or ask for more details. So, as requested, im going to repost the first time with more details and then make a few other posts about the other times and competitions that we had.

Everyone in this was over 18. This happened in 2010 while deployed. This was before women were allowed in the infantry and oftentimes when out on FOBs, it could be weeks or months where you didn’t see a non-local woman. At the time, I had been in about 9 months. While our NCO’s had all been on one or two deployments, it was all of my hut mates first deployment. As you can imagine, you can become quite horny and frustrated. And it’s extremely awkward trying to find a place to release yourself that was comfortable. While we were all pretty close from hanging out and doing field exercises in the States, none of that involved months and months of no privacy. The only options for “privacy” were stroking off in the shithouse, affectionly named the jerk shack, which was an outhouse that Mother Nature and the Afghan summer turned into a sauna of the most potent shit aroma or you could jerk under the privacy of your rack hoping your mates wouldn’t hear or see.

As the weeks and months pass, you find a new comfort level with your squad and hut mates. The vibe in the hut goes from fully clothed in PT gear, to just the bottoms, to hanging out in underwear. The conversations go from the mundane to talking about girlfriends and sex. And the trying to hide what you’re doing in your rack becomes less and less.

Our hut had 8 guys in it. We had recycled some things left over by the last unit and added a few things that we had brought with us. We transformed the back of the hut into a “living room” or a hang out spot with a few chairs, a decent sized computer monitor that someone convinced the S1 to let them have, one of those car DVD Players that we could hook up, and an extra HDMI cord we could plug our laptops in with.

The 8 of us were pretty chill. All junior in rank and fairly new to the military. Young and motivated, most of us were in decent shape. While a few weren’t the yoked six-pack type, none of us were out of shape. And, having nothing to do besides the hope for patrol outside the wire every 2 or 3 days and work out, most of us were in much better shape months in then when we arrived. We had all became pretty close and most of us are still friends to this day. While I knew I was Bi, I’m not sure any of the other guys were - or at least no one openly said they were bi or gay.

At some point, one of the guys had received a package with a card game called never have I ever. One bored night we were all playing it together and laughing about the things that were being said. It was pretty late in the evening, so we were pretty much all hanging out in our boxers. We were all having a good time and ragging on each other. I forget what the actual card was, but one of the guys that we’ll call Adam, said he had done it and another guy, We’ll call him Ben, started laughing and told him he had small dick energy and there’s no way. Adam just actually offended and said “Fuck you, bro. My dick is like 8 inches”. Of course, we all started ragging on him telling him there’s no way he was that big and that he probably had a squirrel-sized dick. Well, he would not let it go. So Ben told him to prove it or shut up.

Adam told the group fine, I’ll prove it. He stood up and pulled his boxers down. Adam had a decent size soft dick. Decently thick and about 3-4 inches just laying there. 3-4 inches isn’t 8 though, so we all told him “fuck you dude, we told you were lying”. Clearly frustrated, Adam told us fine he would get hard to prove it to us and asked one of us to put some porn on our laptop and plug it in. So here we are, 8 dudes chilling in our underwear and Adam slowly tugging on his dick to get it hard. While he’s stroking to get fully hard, a few of us have noticeable hard-ons that we’re trying to conceal. Cue the awkward hand over the lap and discrete readjustments. Meanwhile, we’re all kind of watching the porn and watching Adam slowly stroke his dick as it grows. After what seemed like a few minutes, he’s fully hard and proudly says “Fuck you guys! I told you”. No shit, Adam was at least 8 inches. Dude had an awesome dick that most would be jealous of.

I don’t know if it’s because we were all horny or what, but we decided to all compare dicks to see who had the biggest. So we all drop our boxers and stroke a little to see who’s bigger. This involved all of us stroking till we were hard and then standing next to each other to see who was the biggest. Adam, much to his own pleasure and excitement, won that competition. We all had varying cock sizes. Most average. Some pretty well endowed. And one a little below average, but confident nonetheless.

So here we are, all nude, all with raging hard-ons, with porn playing on the TV. One of the guys, we’ll call him Chris, said that he was horny as hell and wanted to just finish jerking off but didn’t want to get dressed and walk to the jerk shack. We all just silently agreed and started stroking. We’re all huddled somewhat close together sitting in our chairs around the TV. We all pick up the pace until we’re jerking like we would if we were solo. It definitely didn’t take long to hear the first round of sighs and quiet moans as Chris shot cum all over his stomach. Adam was next, as he pumped his dick until he shot up in the air, landing on his chest. The rest of us followed, stroking madly until we all came one by one.

The crazy thing is it didn’t really feel awkward after. We just cleaned up and kept on hanging out and chatting.

This lead to a newfound comfort level with us and lead to a few friendly yet hillarious competitions we had in our new communal jerk shack. I’ll post the others soon.