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Close Calls With Best Friend
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No actual jerking off happens here so if you're looking for a story to get off to, this ain't it haha.

Wanted to share instances of close calls with my best friend were I felt a jerk session could've possibly happened, or came close to it, but just was never in the cards.

My boy Richard became my homie about 10 years ago when we were in our mid twenties. We were working at this theme park for a seasonal event and met there. We got along and after that job ended, we started hanging out a lot. One time we were at his place and he mentioned something about his roommate having batman parody porn saved in his game console. We ended up watching this with his other roommate, and we cracked jokes and laughed about it, especially knowing how his roommate got off to this. Then it quieted down and the three of us just sat watching it. His other roommate even pointed out "and now we're just watching porn together!" clearly to get us to stop, but I didn't say anything and didn't make a move, and neither did my buddy. I think we ended up watching the whole thing it was probably a half hour long, comments were made every now and then, but for the most part we just sat there watching it quietly, and nobody bothered to touch themselves or bring up jerking off to it.

Another instance with Richard, we were in Vegas with his cousin. Three of us were chillin in his cousin's hotel room, shooting the shit, his cousin sitting in one bed, me and my buddy sitting side by side in the other bed. His cousin went to the bathroom to take a shower and my buddy grabbed the remote and started flipping through the channels, of course we ended up on the adult channel haha. I told him to play it but it ends up charging the room. And he said he would but the room was billed to his uncle so he couldn't. I think he even repeated it a second time that he totally would.

Richard's a jock that's totally the type of dude that starts grabass in the locker room. We've been naked around each other too, changing in locker rooms, and going to spas together, so we're pretty comfortable with nudity. I've never confided in him that I've jerked off with guys and that I still do, and maybe I'd have that conversation with him some day. Given that he basically initiated both the instances above, he might've done these too when he was younger. But us men being men (ugh lol) stuff like this is hard to bring up and hard to talk about.

Anyone else have any close calls with their best friend?

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