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UPS guy interruption
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Iā€™m at work alone and was scrolling Reddit, letting myself throb a littleā€¦got a good edge going, couple drips of precum, just what I needed this boring work afternoon. All of a sudden I hear bouncing and rattling and the engine of a truck approaching. I stuffed my swollen cock back into the pair of running shorts I was wearing and opened my door just in time to see my regular UPS guy who I always shoot the breeze with when he drops stuff off. He was here with a neighborā€™s package but I usually accept them on his behalf so he came right up to my door with it. There was no hiding the fact that my dick was still rock hard and literally continued dripping precum down my leg as I tried to make small talk and sign for the package. UPS guy seemed to sense the situation and gave me a kind of knowing smirk as we said goodbye. I think he wouldā€™ve let himself in without even knocking because weā€™re friendly and if I hadnā€™t heard him arrive he wouldā€™ve definitely caught me stroking. I was tempted to make a joke like ā€œdonā€™t mind this boner Iā€™m sportingā€ to break the ice but I didnā€™t have the nerve. But he could absolutely tell I was mid stroke and crazy edged talking to him.

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