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I am cursed with "funny train" messages for life
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Sooo couple days ago my gf sent me a text saying her train is a little late. Since then I've been bombarded with the same two texts every couple hours. She hasn't been sending them, I know she hasn't as we've been hanging out together and the texts don't stop at night. Shit keeps waking me up at 3am.

I can't make them stop. I've turned my phone on and off enough times to make my thumbs hurt. Tried deleting the messages in both phones. I deleted her number and she deleted mine. Nothing has stopped these cursed messages. Today I found out that any other messages she sends me turn into the "funny train" messages. She can send me the sexiest nude photo and all I'll receive is "my funny train is late to depart". I'm starting to think it's an actual curse put on my by some luddite witch.

Please, I need help. 😭

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