I was getting my eyes checked a couple of months ago.... (never needed glasses before, but noticed when reading i was holding the paper further and further away !!) and although i wasn't sure of what to fully expect. I've seen plenty of TV adverts and it all looked simple.... clinical.... professional.... so I booked am appointment and duly turned up at my given time.. I was then shown into a small room by the receptionist, advising the 'Optometrist....' would be with me shortly.... after a few moments, she walked in.

The Optometrist was a 30 something lady... and she was pretty... in all aspects...

Anyway, examination starts off exactly as I 'sort of' expected... eye charts, one eye covered, then the other.... then we move onto the contraption where you rest your chin on the bar, have puffs of air blown against your eyeballs and have all the different lens configurations flicked up and down etc etc.... all good, no biggie...

Then it happened....

She moved around the desk, turning down the lights and was saying something about checking the retinas, and around inside of the eye.... well.... she was suddenly all way up close and personal .... I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS !!

I swear to God, she was almost rubbing cheeks with me as she used a little hand held instrument to look through and 'check inside my eyes'... she would slowly move from side to side of one eye.... then up and down.... then I'm a circular motion...

I could smell the beauty soap she had used in the shower that morning.... it was gorgeous... i was having visions of her soaping her body under the shower.... biting her lip as she did so... then i could feel her warm breath as she breathed ever so gently...in.... then out... I could feel her body... barely touching me.... but distinctly rising and falling with each breath... it was like a sexual torture.... waiting for that magic moment when she brushes her cheek against mine.... noses touching... as we stare into each other's eyes.... lips barely touching wanting to suddenly embrace in a deep and passionate kiss... tongues searching... probing..tasting... OMFG.... then I realise I'm getting hard... FUCK...FUCK...FUCK..... as she then casually moves to the other eye.... her scent is exquisite .... I just want to reach out and gently pull her towards me so that we make contact.... her body pressed against mine, feeling all of me.... OMG I am going to lose it.....

It was taking every ounce of self control to sit still.... rigid.... as i repeat to myself over & over.... DONT FUCKING MOVE...!!!!

Again, She gently moves from side to side... her warm and silky breath gently flowing down my cheek with each exhale...as i quietly tremble under her ...feeling powerless.......she gently moves up and down..... her body ever so slightly touching me.... is she teasing me...? Is she testing me....? Do I say something....? Do I let her her know how erotic this whole process is making me feel....?

But, Before I know it..... it's all over.... she's finished... back behind her desk completing her examination and I'm left wondering WTF.... and how the hell do I walk out of her office with a raging boner, and that I'm now have constant thoughts of being seduced by my Optometrist....

I need a new Optometrist