I know they are out there. How? Because I know in a different version I would be one and I know I once existed as a single woman on this app. So why is it so hard to find a girlfriend?! It's become a world of fakes and flakes. Still I won't give up. So here we go.

He's 38, black, beautiful, bbc, handsome beyond his mama just telling him that, charming, communicative, polite, professional and an absolute primal beast in bed. You want gentle, he's gentle. You want rough. He's rough. You want to cum? He will make sure you do that a lot. Don't know what you want? He will figure it out and give more than you could have imagined.

I'm 49, white, attractive, bisexual, funny, tattooed and tall. I'm the girl next door mixed with the woman your mom warned you about. The innocent one in glasses who will surprise you at each turn with her sexual proclivities.

Now who are you? Age? Doesn't really matter. Height, weight and race? Not too concerned about those either. Attraction comes in many shapes. You can communicate, you're consistent, intelligent, quick witted and open minded. You live in California and if it's not local to SoCal you can travel and are willing to. You're bisexual and you like being shared between us. Because we will definitely share you. You will be OUR girlfriend. Sometimes both of us. Sometimes one on one. Always a good time no matter which way. Please don't be the jealous type. If you want it to just be about fucking, that's fine. If you want more? Even better. That said, you can be open/enm/poly in this relationship as long as communication is involved. You're hygienic and test regularly as we both are and do.

Curious? Say hi. See what happens. The worst? We don't vibe. The best? You end up between two people who live for pleasing others. Which is not a bad place to be. Message your details, who are you, where are you, what do you hope to find and what's your favorite food and why is it tacos? We both access this account. We will let you know who you're talking to and we WILL ask you to verify immediately. If you aren't willing to, you aren't real. We are all discrete. We are all tech savvy. So please don't waste our time. We also do not pay to play so don't send me your OF. Unless you're hoping to spice up your content. Then by alllll means.