On a better day with more available spoons, I normally try to be more descriptive and detailed in my posts. But due to the ever-increasing mid-career stresses, general life challenges, appointments, and shorter and shorter available daylight wreaking havoc on my mood, I can only muster this post with a mild, but hopefully-not-too-insufferable tone. For more descriptive posts, check out the history on my profile.

Anyways--I'm looking for a good and reliable fuck buddy with a booktok girl. Y'all put up a normal, unassuming front for the public, but away from prying eyes it's a mile-long TBR full of filth and depravity. And I'm all for it!

Surely there is someone out there in this city of 200*-and-some-odd-*thousand that is also existing in an equally stressed state--tired of the daily grind and the daily traffic of the 10/215 connectors--that just wants to reclaim a little bit of their humanity by fucking and making out with someone after work some days of the week.

We don't have to fall in love, we don't have to get an STD, we don't have to lie to each other about some bullshit. Let's just meet up for a quick first "date" to see how we feel about each other (you text your people your location, and I'll text mine) and we like each other enough, we can just go back to the car and relieve our frustrations a bit.

I love to eat pussy and am rather good at it. I've always been able to make my partners cum. So I can basically guarantee that you will cum. I also have toys, including dildos, vibrators, anal plugs, cock rings, etc. that I can use to help enhance our time together. Point being--I actually care about my partners' pleasure. I also really like hairy pussies. Don't get me wrong I can and do appreciate when its shaved, but I love seeing that look of uncertainty on a girl's face fade away into relaxation and bliss when they realize that I'm going down on them just as enthusiastically with hair all over as if it was shaved. Moreover, I love the taste of pussy when its not necessarily...freshly showered. Some women wince at the prospect of letting someone near their dangly bits without some "freshening up" routine. To those let me just say one thing: LET ME BE A MAN AND EAT THAT THANG.

I have existing STD tests from July showing that I'm clean, but it's about nearing that time that I will request another panel so I might have two sets to show you. I will ask to see clean tests from you as well. I'd love to fuck without condoms and do creampies if you're on birth control, but if not I don't mind using condoms every time (it might just take me a while longer to finish). I'm gainfully-employed and can afford them.

Unfortunately what I can't afford at the moment is my own house, much less an apartment (this sentence structure sickens me to my core). What I can offer is a compact, but clean, back seat. Even better if you have your own place, but no judgement if you don't...it's hard times out here. We can use each other's *Hank Hill voice* ve-hi-cles.

My availability for this arrangement is generally M-F after 3PM. I can meet weekends as well, but sometimes I'm busy. I would love to find someone in the San Bernardino, Highland, Loma Linda, Colton, Rialto, or Redlands area. All those cities are a stone's throw away from me and would facilitate meeting up.

And finally about me: I'm...

• Latino/Hispanic (one day I will learn the difference of those two terms, but that day is *not* today)
• 5'9" (my actual height, not my catphishing height--that's 6'1")
• Somewhere between 210 and 220 lbs, depending on the day and lunar gravitational pull
• Average dick size (now you really know I'm not lying about my pussy-eating skills)
• Kinda cute in a dirty granola boy kinda way
• Oddly philosophical

If you're interested, shoot me a chat message with a SFW face pic, your needs/wants, and anything you may want to know about me that I didn't already cover. Also I'm not in a rush and will spend the time to find the right person. And if you think you might know me from IRL and you've stumbled onto this dirty ass post...keep it movin' buddy, you ain't see shit.