I'm a horny old goat who hasn't been with anyone in the couple of years since my last serious relationship ended. This weekend I find myself in Riverside dog and house sitting for some friends, and I figured I'd take a chance and see if there's anyone out here who might be interested in having some fun with a man like me.

Assuming you want to know a bit about me, I'm a 56 year old white man, average height and a bit chubby (but not huge). I'm decent looking, bald on top with dark hair starting to go salt and pepper, hazel eyes, and a fair complexion. I'm clean, sane, tested disease free, and I don't smoke or use drugs. I'm open to meeting either a woman or a couple, as long as you can respect that while I'm not concerned about incidental contact, I'm straight and not looking for man to man play.

I don't care much about the usual appearance stuff, like your age, race, or body type, but I do expect that you're clean, disease free, and biologically female. If you use drugs, please just don't be one of those people whose entire life revolves around them. And if you're a pro, escort, or otherwise hoping to exchange your time for something of monetary value, please don't waste either of our time.

The place I'm staying in Riverside is in a neighborhood that I'm told is called the woods streets. It's a couple of blocks from Riverside Community College, if that helps. Unfortunately I don't have a car here. I can catch an Uber to you if you're not too far but I can't be gone too long because of the dogs. Or I can possibly have you come here if you promise not to trash or rob the place, and if you don't have an issue with large dogs.

I think that about covers it. I'm here now (Friday night 8/25) through Sunday morning. If you might be interested in getting together for some adult fun, I'll be looking forward to hearing from you.

M4F M4MF M4FF