Edit: stop messaging me you thirsty asses. It’s not happening. If we want someone WE’LL POST AGAIN

Update to this post from about a month ago, we had a few successes for that day (and a few flops).

First, the flops:

To every guy that didn’t read the post and just sent cock pics, “hey,” “heyyy,” or “I’m down,” you didn’t get a response because you’re not only dull, you didn’t read the directions. Special shout-out to the Reddit user that replied, “I ain’t writin you a poem cuck” (sic) when I asked him to provide more information beyond his height and unimpressive cock pic. He did not get his dick sucked, he will never be invited to future parties.

If you ever wonder, “Can I get my dick sucked or more with a one-word message?” The answer is always “No.” My advice is to treat it like a job interview, be interesting or don’t get fucked, it’s really that easy. The proportion of dicks to chicks is already not in your favor.

Now for what you all came here for: the successes!! We had three users lined up for the evening spaced out in half hour increments, as per my slut’s request. Now, I know I’m calling her my slut, but she is autonomous and set the rules for the evening, I was just there to make sure she felt safe and to check in with her every so often to make sure she was hydrating. We asked every user to arrive a few minutes early, showered, fresh and ready to play. When they got there, we asked them to wash their hands.

User #1 arrived a bit early and was super polite. He was a bit nervous (who isn’t meeting strangers?), but quickly warmed up when he saw my slut on all fours waiting for him. He started worshiping her body and touching, caressing and playing with her tits. Soon enough, his cock was in her mouth and my slut was sucking it eagerly. After a nice sloppy blowjob, he came all over her tits, a nice thick load that she enjoyed immensely. He cleaned up, said bye to us and headed on his way, a cum load lighter.

User #2 (not pictured) was nice and prompt as well, and was polite and ready to play. Now, listen, this wasn’t a cuck situation, my slut made the rules and I was there to make sure she felt safe and enjoyed herself. We enjoy a dom/sub relationship sometime. But that night she was calling the shots and with user #2, the chemistry wasn’t there for her and she let me know. It’s unfortunate and it’s totally nothing personal, but it happens sometimes. She asked him to redress and we parted ways shortly thereafter. User #2, if you’re reading this, don’t fret, it happens sometimes!

User #3 (#2 pictured) was in the area for a while and promptly came over early after #2 left and after I made absolute certain my slut was ok. He arrived, washed his hands, and my partner got to work pleasing Friend #3. He was also a bit nervous and my slut calmed his nerves as best she knew how: with her mouth around his cock. Now, I knew she was getting horny and needed a little relief, so I started fingering her while she was sucking his cock. They both enjoyed this as she was moaning with a mouthful of cock, and how hot is that? He came in her mouth shortly thereafter, and, like a good slut, she swallowed every drop.

User #4 was our standby friend. At the beginning my slut wanted to limit it to three cocks, but since #2 ended up not working out, we called in #4 because of how incredibly thoughtful his initial message was. Trust me when I say we were blown away by the effort and, even though it was a late entry, we wanted to try to fit him in because of this initial message. (Told you it makes a world of difference.) I texted him around 5 and he was over by 6ish. This friend was also an incredible experience for her and I, he asked what the others had done and what my slut wanted (a first for the evening). He spent the next 15 minutes or so just worshipping my partner and making sure she felt cared for. It was such a kind gesture and he took his time. Since he was our last scheduled, I told my slut it was up to her as to how long she played (the time limit was initially her idea, so she was in control of that). They played for a while, then cuddled after.

All in all, I’d say it was a success. She got to mark something off her list, and we made a few friends beyond it. We have plans or the intention to meet up with a few of them after, but remember this: if you put effort into your message, it will eventually yield benefits. Be a real person, put effort in, no matter how many of your messages end up in the void.

Pics or it didn’t happen.